Anatomically Correct

While we were in Las Vegas we did manage to get out a couple times before Olivia got really sick. The first time we decided to meet Doug at Caesar's Palace where he was preparing for the hair show. I don't think casinos were designed to be stroller-friendly. It was impossible to navigate through there. After 30 minutes of unsuccessfully trying to find Doug, I stopped to call him in a shopping area. I pressed the numbers then looked up in frustration only to find a very large and very naked statue of The David. Just what I needed! I wrangled up the kids and moved to a different area, just hoping they didn't notice because I knew the kind of questions that would follow. We eventually found Doug, and the children seemed unaffected by our run-in with good old Dave... until three days later.

Doug had to pick something up at the front desk the morning we left. We pulled up to the front and Olivia replied, "I hope we don't have to go in there. I really don't want to walk around again. And I definitely don't want to have to see that man's bum and penis!" Nothing gets past her.