Conversation With a Toddler #3

My kids love to play "Slug Bug" when we are driving. Here is an excerpt from a recent game:

Ethan: Slug Bug black.

Me: That's not a Slug Bug.

Ethan: What is it then?

Me: A Mini.

Ethan: A Mini Wheat?

Me: Almost as big. It is a Mini Cooper.

Ethan: A Mini Pooper!?! That is cool. Mini Pooper! Mini Pooper!

(Much laughter erupted from the peanut gallery. Even Ben can appreciate a good poop joke.)