January 14, 2010

Observations on Santa


Olivia: Mom, if Santa is so big, how can he fit down such small chimneys?
Me: That's why Santa is special. Santa has magical powers.
Olivia: Did Jesus give Santa his powers?
Me: Uh, sure.
Olivia: ...because Jesus created everyone and everything, like the casinos and the hotels and the buildings and the people. I bet he gave Santa magic powers.

1 comment:

Apryl said...

That's right, sweetie. And on the ninth day, He created casinos.