Olivia: Mom, I can't stand you. But I still love you.
Ethan: Mom, do your boobs have chocolate milk in them?
Olivia: What stinks? It's probably the toot I just tooted.
Ethan: "Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat. Wouldn't you think my collection's complete. Wouldn't you think I'm the boy, the boy who has everything" (The Little Mermaid, with a slight modification).
Ethan: Bibbity Bobbity Ben! (courtesy of the Fairy Godmother from Cinderella)
Olivia: I'm taking you down!
Doug: We are trying to get packed, Olivia. It would make my life so much easier if you would stop making a mess.
Olivia: What about my life?
Olivia: Mom, how did Jesus make the earth?
Me: (long dissertation on the creation of the earth)
Olivia. No. I think he got on his spaceship and brought really big tools to build the earth.
Olivia: Oh snap!
Me: Ethan are you stinky?
Ethan: Just a little stinky. Not all the way stinky.
Ethan: Mom, where are you?
Me: Upstairs.
Ethan: Ok. I am downstairs pooping.
Olivia: Ben is trying to nurse me!
Ethan: Mommy, I have a boogie.
Olivia: Eat it, Ethan! Eat it! Today is boogie day. We get to eat our boogies. Yeah!
Olivia: What the hell is wrong with these flip flops?
1 comment:
So pretty - hmmm - what must it be like to have snow!! How fun!
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